I don't even know what that is from, but I'll steal it anyway. So American Idol is actually interesting this year. My wife knows that bald Stacey guy, but she's not too excited about him winning. Something there she's not telling me?? Difficult to say...
Paula Abdul doesn't seem like she's using too many drugs this year, which is nice because she seems like a good person. Simon Cowell derives way too much enjoyment from being brutally honest. No subtlety there. Crazy Britons.
So what can I say about how much I like TiVo? We got it a few months ago and I swear I would give up my first born before I would let my tivo out of my sweaty clutches. Banish commercials from my life, get an hour of tv in 47 minutes, and they say God is dead. Nay!
This could easily be titled the "Stream of Consciousness" post because that is truly what it is. Not having shared my thoughts with random strangers worldwide for the past year has given me a strange sort of writer's block. Is it that I have little to say? Perhaps. Could it be that I need a sweet treat to get me started? Quite likely. Is it possible that my wife, who is sitting next to me, will read this and deliver me a delicious cookie she got for her birthday? Not a chance. But I like her anyway. Or as they say, "I love spending time with her."
I may be wrong here but I think Paula Abdul is going to make sexual relations with one of the contestants. You can just tell that she gets a bit turned on when those guys start wailing. And could they get a decent-sized stepstool for Seacrest? He's scary short. And tiny.
My predictions for the boot: Pedro and Malakar
And for those who are reading these in order (not quite likely) I passed the bar and have been practicing law for awhile. How cool am I?!
I have also bought a house and acquired animals.
Suzie Homemaker
10 years ago
